Alexander-

“I might be a little preachy right now, but I think I’m Tree Jesus.”

Pip-

“You have my word as a frog: I’ll protect her with all my heart and all my tongue.”

Mother Kroven-

“Swedish fish are twerking in your face.”

Mother Kroven-

“He turns into the Daddiest of cloaks.”

Victor-

“I need thirteen ethically sourced children.”

Brenna-

“I don’t hold a grudge, I hold a gun.”

Sim-

“Proficiency in Meat Puppet Arts & Crafts.”

Zae-

“Its not my fault that he accidentally ate my knife that I shoved down his throat.”

Poppyseed-

“Did we just start blowin’ up feat?.”

Xolo-

“Is your name ‘Red’ because its the color of your underwear?”

Gar-

“Unlimited Mayonnaise guzzling.”

Tavish-

“Get on your tippy-hooves.”

Kari-

“Stop tooting the bamboo flute.”

Mother Kroven-

“Roll how well you sneaky your peaky.”

Poppyseed-

“Post-birth Clarity.”

Kari-

“I am the murder chicken.”

DK-

“Float like a butterfly, SHIT like a bee.”

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Pip-

“Part water, part fart-bender.”

Koth-

“Rexeria’s coochie going to be fully lost in the sauce.”

Mother Kroven-

“It won’t be the first dick she’s eaten.”

Victor-

“The cloaca provideth, the cloaca taketh away.”

Gar-

“Power word: Horse Cock.”

Mother Kroven-

“He’s got a side-torso pussy now.”

Malcius-

“He can do a lot in six seconds with his meat in his hand.”

Kit Kat-

“This is daddy discrimination!!!”

Victor-

“I do love echoing penises”

Gar-

“Don’t got lube, got mayonnaise”

Tavish-

“You ever hear of Froggy Style?”

Tavish-

“Guys… the shafts too slippery.”

Gar-

“Sex is temporary, explosives are forever.”

Breeze-

“A gentle caress of the toe.”

Tavish-

“Kari’s riding bitch.”

Gar-

“Spiders are stored in the balls.”

Gar-

“Is she the lovely gal that gets to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of the frog?”

Fia-

“Soup tits.”

Voice-

“It's like the Emeril Lagasse of ass.”

Zae-

“Blowjobs are like snowflakes.”

Kit kat-

“Why does the stick figure look like it has one arm and a massive erection?”

Mother Kroven-

“It’s a rub to release”

Mother Kroven-

“I jeeper’d someone’s creepers.”

Tavish-

“I got fucking raw-frogged.”

Poppyseed-

“Just put the blowjob in the doggy-bag, thanks.”

Mother Kroven-

“I’m gonna lock you back in the horny box if you don’t shut the fuck up.”

Edith-

“You ever get dick’d down so well you decide to shed your humanoid disguise?.”